Trying to get the Nexus S, I walked out of Best Buy multiple times with a working headache.

(Reblogged from marathonpacks)
lilykily:

This is a pleasant analogy.

Wow. Not sure I would have ever made this connection. Super funny

lilykily:

This is a pleasant analogy.

Wow. Not sure I would have ever made this connection. Super funny

(Reblogged from lilykily)
Played 8 times

Dr Dave rocking my face off.

Dr. Dave & the Last Chance Jug Band at the Center for Southern Folklore

Whoever plotted the location of the Neander Valley near Germany is misinformed. New evidence suggests this location was centered in the present southeastern region of the United States. The ancestral humans of this region were known by their unique affinity to reject new technology such as fire, wheels and farming. Despite this, their line is thought to have persisted through the spread of a now extinct microorgansim found in their excrement that actually promoted immunity and longevity. Oddly this microorganism was naturally passed from one member to the next as they spent most of their days throwing the defecate at one another and eating it. It is also thought that the orginal chia pet was invented by these people after one of them discovered foliage growing out of his fecal-covered head.
chat w/ a colleague, know to some by the initials of BB. 
Played 7 times

S.A. performing a poem of his own about Elvis.

Played 10 times

S.A. Griffin reading from Civil Disobedience

Played 12 times

S.A. Griffin quoting the founder of City Lights Books - live in Memphis at the Java Cabana.

Played 8 times

Buddy Wakefield opening up at the New Daisy

(Reblogged from brooklynmutt)

Stroking it

  • She: [on the phone w/ college friend] "So, how's [Aimee] doing?"
  • Me: [interjecting myself into the conversation - thinking I'm about to strike comedic gold] "Is she still blowing dudes for money!?"
  • She: [w/a mortified look of surprised disgust & bewilderment - she puts her hand over the mouthpiece] "She's had a stroke!" [now looking at me w/ irritated pity - as if I'm an excited 3 month old puppy pissing all over the floor again - she continues her conversation,] "Oh nothing - he's retarded and just can't help himself ..."
(Reblogged from brooklynmutt)