Wow: I've got a lot to learn about being a good Tumblr
- Arie: My aunt just said my ass is flat! Wtf?! I'm drunk. I've been chugging free mimosas to deal with these rich bitches...but is my ass flat? You'd tell me right?
- Me: I told you when it got flat the last time, so you KNOW I'd say something.
- Arie: But...why would she say that then? I even have on my ass jeans!
- Me: Because she's old.
- Arie: Haters gonna hate...I was so upset I started drinking. This was at 8:30...
- Me: Well, I'm proud of you for being sober enough to text right.
- Arie: I am too. But my ass! Mo, Weezy says 'you like a bitch wit no ass, you ain't got shit'. I GOT shit Mo. Oh, I got shit!
