Stroking it
- She: [on the phone w/ college friend] "So, how's [Aimee] doing?"
- Me: [interjecting myself into the conversation - thinking I'm about to strike comedic gold] "Is she still blowing dudes for money!?"
- She: [w/a mortified look of surprised disgust & bewilderment - she puts her hand over the mouthpiece] "She's had a stroke!" [now looking at me w/ irritated pity - as if I'm an excited 3 month old puppy pissing all over the floor again - she continues her conversation,] "Oh nothing - he's retarded and just can't help himself ..."
