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Whoever plotted the location of the Neander Valley near Germany is misinformed. New evidence suggests this location was centered in the present southeastern region of the United States. The ancestral humans of this region were known by their unique affinity to reject new technology such as fire, wheels and farming. Despite this, their line is thought to have persisted through the spread of a now extinct microorgansim found in their excrement that actually promoted immunity and longevity. Oddly this microorganism was naturally passed from one member to the next as they spent most of their days throwing the defecate at one another and eating it. It is also thought that the orginal chia pet was invented by these people after one of them discovered foliage growing out of his fecal-covered head.