There are few things as terrible as being surrounded by children when you’re hung over.
I almost just threw up on some kid’s Jansport.Except for when they’re hungover.
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savagemike:tandn: Basically.I just lol’d…
It’s days like today that remind us how important ACORN is to the national dialogue.
(via skybarn)
Skybarn, you soft squishy liberal - you are refreshingly funny and I love seeing your razor sharp quips tumbl across my dasboard. thx.The British Joe Wilson
Right. Would the Honorable and Distinguished President Barack Hussein Obama of Chicago, late of Hawaii, kindly and with due diligence address the unassailable truth that in fact his pants are on fire!
Don’t taunt me,motherfucker. Shove that fucking cake into my fucking cake-hole or I will sure as shit rip you apart. I’m a fucking-ass bear, motherfucker!
from:pandawatch
I love how this bear thinks.
This ain’t no fucking half and half bullshit.
It’s fucking whipping fucking cream and a whipping is what you’re going to get if you step to me while I’m sucking down all of this sweet-ass shit.
via funny-threat
That is the most bat-shit insane amount of fruit I have ever seen in my entire fucking life.
So you better fucking believe I’ll be tucking in to those bad boys.
from: ladyalaska
thx @Rachelanthecity
I wish Tumblr was scratch and sniff.
Because I just bought the most amazing mango soy candle. I wish it was an exaggeration, but it smells so good that everyone who’s smelled it has said the same thing;
“I wish I could lick it.”
To which I reply, “Well, that’s fine, but that would be…weird.”
You’re really missing out.
This is really a great idea if what you’re posting is a mango soy candle. But sure as I’m sitting here, someone would post their ass and prompt me to scratch and sniff it.
And I’m probably the kind of prankster that would get some LOLz out of doing just that.
